🙅‍♀️ Hoping For Halloween Sex? Avoid These Costumes

🙅‍♀️ Hoping For Halloween Sex? Avoid These Costumes

According to a new survey of 2,000 people by dating app Pure, 2 in 3 adults are planning to dress sexy this Halloween, with 1 in 5 hoping to end the night with a fling. In fact, Google searches for 'sexy Halloween costumes' have jumped +143% in the past month!

According to the same survey, these Halloween costumes are the least likely to get you lucky.

Worst female outfits: 

  1. Emily in Paris: While high fashion gets you a job at a posh agency, it won't guarantee a Halloween fling.
  2. Wednesday Addams: Her classic black and white babydoll dress doesn't entice more than 5%.
  3. Princess Leia: Even with that golden bikini, just 5% consider her outfit alluring.
  4. Barbie: Crazy pink might make you the center of attention, but it's not a turn-on.

In contrast, hottest female outfits:

  1. Catwoman: This feline costume is a purr-fect choice.
  2. Harley Quinn: Embrace your inner supervillain and turn up the heat.
  3. Nurse: Sometimes, the classic outfits are classic for a reason.

Worst male outfits:

  1. Elvis: But hey, with the right voice and THE moves, it might just work.
  2. Oppenheimer: Yes, even 'Barbieheimer' ranks low.
  3. Ken: If you're aiming for rejection, just as poor Ken was, go for it!
  4. Godfather: Apparently, only Marlon Brando could pull it off.

On the bright side, sexiest male costumes:

  1. Gladiator: Step into the arena and win hearts with this scorching look.
  2. Police Officer: Serve and protect, or just charm your way into the party.
  3. Batman: Unleash your inner caped crusader and capture attention.

Or if you'd rather do nothing, remember, self-care isn't eerie at all. So why not embrace the self-care spirit this Halloween? 👻 We're choosing 'treat' and getting into the self-care groove too! 🧖‍♀️

There are some self-care subscription boxes you can choose sign up to, or order a one-off box to get into that self-care groove. Wink wink, who knows, you just might cast a spell on someone to fall for your ways with all that self-care you've been practicing. Good vibes only!

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